SWARTHOS
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Greetings!
I am full on SWARTHOS (full uppercase letters for full on effect) I have been full on SWARTHOS since 1989, no cheap imitation, no pretender. SWARTHOS via misheard lyrics while watching the Alien Nation television series via an obsolete cathode ray tube television with 2 inch speakers.
SWARTHOS on a Tuesday morning.
First & foremost I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ. Second of all I am a Video Gamer. Been a Gamer since the 70s however I did set foot inside an Arcade back in 1969 on the shores of Waikiki Beach... There weren't any video games in there, instead they had a variety of mechanical style games available. I still have the original 70s PONG in my attic, the home small console model
I've been online since the 80s...
Well, "online" is not really an accurate term (phone line?) but I did access college based electronic bulletin boards which over time formed the early electronic communities which blossomed into what we have today. Back in 1981 I was taking Fortran & Cobol... HA! I taught myself Basic (hey, everyone should know Basic) Did that on an Atari 400 with membrane keyboard, now that was interesting.
SWARTHOS gaming in a cramped hot bedroom on a Saturday afternoon.
Right on. Video Games are not the cause for domestic violence. Right on.
SWARTHOS wears a variety of Cologne. Not all at once, but he does keep a plethora of scents handy for every purpose. SWARTHOS has a work scent (for example if SWARTHOS finds that he shall be digging a hole beneath the street then SWARTHOS will put on some Old Spice. If SWARTHOS finds himself wandering aimlessly around town then he might put on some Paco
Rabanne).
SWARTHOS does not use drugs unless they are prescribed by a medical doctor.
SWARTHOS has seen the flying black triangle.
Oh yeah, SWARTHOS once played Defender with a single ship for nearly 3 hours straight! He eventually got tired and walked away. This was back in the glory days of the arcade & the Atari 2600 was king. I, SWARTHOS, have no proof of this but it did happen.
Hey, SWARTHOS is no great gamer, he's quite average but he does have enthusiasm for the hobby. There have been times when he has saved entire platoons of fellow players during the heat of bloody battles, been atop the leaderboards in the Forza series. There have also been times when SWARTHOS has been told that he cannot join others due to not having a high enough level of skill for their team.
SWARTHOS has been past the 3rd Key on PacMan utilizing the Ken Uston book of patterns. Not sure if it was the Atlantic City chip motherboard or something more prevalent in the Western United States.
SWARTHOS once created an NPC out in the SIMS that he named the Terminator wearing a Skeleton skin which continued to hunt him down even after he deleted the game, removing it entirely from the computer system. A year or so later he re-installed the game again only to find that same NPC he had created STILL living in the neighborhood! SWARTHOS didn't know this until he received a phone call from some other NPC's asking if they could come over to his house. When they arrived they said "We brought a friend along, hope you don't mind!" It was the Terminator, still clad in the Skeleton skin he gave him. SWARTHOS deleted the game immediately and never installed it again...
SWARTHOS once took 5th place in a racing video gaming competition which had the first prize being a trip for two to Monaco to watch a Formula One race. Thousands participated... came up short but was still happy with his result.
SWARTHOS wearing cologne, keeping his head on a swivel while on the move through dangerous neighborhoods.
Do you live around here? Hell yes I do.
SWARTHOS esoteric approach toward physical fitness & well being.
- I SWARTHOS utilize the Sauna
- I SWARTHOS utilize the Total Gym
- I SWARTHOS utilize the Stationary Cycle
- I SWARTHOS consume 12 cups of coffee (freshly ground and brewed) each day.
- I SWARTHOS pop the vitamin c profusely
- I SWARTHOS wear yellow tinted glasses as part of the yellow tint protocol I developed some years ago [this induces a proper state of mind and outlook.]
JOURNALS - SWARTHOS highly recommends that everyone maintain their own journal for future reference and transference of public knowledge via the great repository to all mankind. [more on the "great repository:" in the FuTuRe/]
(this probably isn't complete... perhaps I [SWARTHOS] shall add more later. mess with the colors, formatting etc. stuff like that])
Greetings!
I am full on SWARTHOS (full uppercase letters for full on effect) I have been full on SWARTHOS since 1989, no cheap imitation, no pretender. SWARTHOS via misheard lyrics while watching the Alien Nation television series via an obsolete cathode ray tube television with 2 inch speakers.
SWARTHOS on a Tuesday morning.
First & foremost I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ. Second of all I am a Video Gamer. Been a Gamer since the 70s however I did set foot inside an Arcade back in 1969 on the shores of Waikiki Beach... There weren't any video games in there, instead they had a variety of mechanical style games available. I still have the original 70s PONG in my attic, the home small console model
I've been online since the 80s...
Well, "online" is not really an accurate term (phone line?) but I did access college based electronic bulletin boards which over time formed the early electronic communities which blossomed into what we have today. Back in 1981 I was taking Fortran & Cobol... HA! I taught myself Basic (hey, everyone should know Basic) Did that on an Atari 400 with membrane keyboard, now that was interesting.
SWARTHOS gaming in a cramped hot bedroom on a Saturday afternoon.
Right on. Video Games are not the cause for domestic violence. Right on.
SWARTHOS wears a variety of Cologne. Not all at once, but he does keep a plethora of scents handy for every purpose. SWARTHOS has a work scent (for example if SWARTHOS finds that he shall be digging a hole beneath the street then SWARTHOS will put on some Old Spice. If SWARTHOS finds himself wandering aimlessly around town then he might put on some Paco
Rabanne).
SWARTHOS does not use drugs unless they are prescribed by a medical doctor.
SWARTHOS has seen the flying black triangle.
Oh yeah, SWARTHOS once played Defender with a single ship for nearly 3 hours straight! He eventually got tired and walked away. This was back in the glory days of the arcade & the Atari 2600 was king. I, SWARTHOS, have no proof of this but it did happen.
Hey, SWARTHOS is no great gamer, he's quite average but he does have enthusiasm for the hobby. There have been times when he has saved entire platoons of fellow players during the heat of bloody battles, been atop the leaderboards in the Forza series. There have also been times when SWARTHOS has been told that he cannot join others due to not having a high enough level of skill for their team.
SWARTHOS has been past the 3rd Key on PacMan utilizing the Ken Uston book of patterns. Not sure if it was the Atlantic City chip motherboard or something more prevalent in the Western United States.
SWARTHOS once created an NPC out in the SIMS that he named the Terminator wearing a Skeleton skin which continued to hunt him down even after he deleted the game, removing it entirely from the computer system. A year or so later he re-installed the game again only to find that same NPC he had created STILL living in the neighborhood! SWARTHOS didn't know this until he received a phone call from some other NPC's asking if they could come over to his house. When they arrived they said "We brought a friend along, hope you don't mind!" It was the Terminator, still clad in the Skeleton skin he gave him. SWARTHOS deleted the game immediately and never installed it again...
SWARTHOS once took 5th place in a racing video gaming competition which had the first prize being a trip for two to Monaco to watch a Formula One race. Thousands participated... came up short but was still happy with his result.
SWARTHOS wearing cologne, keeping his head on a swivel while on the move through dangerous neighborhoods.
Do you live around here? Hell yes I do.
SWARTHOS esoteric approach toward physical fitness & well being.
- I SWARTHOS utilize the Sauna
- I SWARTHOS utilize the Total Gym
- I SWARTHOS utilize the Stationary Cycle
- I SWARTHOS consume 12 cups of coffee (freshly ground and brewed) each day.
- I SWARTHOS pop the vitamin c profusely
- I SWARTHOS wear yellow tinted glasses as part of the yellow tint protocol I developed some years ago [this induces a proper state of mind and outlook.]
JOURNALS - SWARTHOS highly recommends that everyone maintain their own journal for future reference and transference of public knowledge via the great repository to all mankind. [more on the "great repository:" in the FuTuRe/]
(this probably isn't complete... perhaps I [SWARTHOS] shall add more later. mess with the colors, formatting etc. stuff like that])
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